The Gap Year Read online

  ALSO BY SARAH BIRD

  HOW PERFECT IS THAT

  THE FLAMENCO ACADEMY

  THE YOKOTA OFFICERS CLUB

  VIRGIN OF THE RODEO

  THE MOMMY CLUB

  THE BOYFRIEND SCHOOL

  ALAMO HOUSE

  THIS IS A BORZOI BOOK PUBLISHED BY ALFRED A. KNOPF

  COPYRIGHT © 2011 BY SARAH BIRD

  ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. PUBLISHED IN THE UNITED STATES BY ALFRED A. KNOPF, A DIVISION OF RANDOM HOUSE, INC., NEW YORK, AND IN CANADA BY RANDOM HOUSE OF CANADA, LIMITED, TORONTO.

  WWW.AAKNOPF.COM

  KNOPF, BORZOI BOOKS, AND THE COLOPHON ARE REGISTERED TRADEMARKS OF RANDOM HOUSE, INC.

  GRATEFUL ACKNOWLEDGMENT IS MADE TO RANDOM HOUSE, INC., AND THE WYLIE AGENCY LLC FOR PERMISSION TO REPRINT AN EXCERPT FROM “LULLABY” FROM COLLECTED POEMS OF W. H. AUDEN BY W. H. AUDEN, COPYRIGHT © 1940, 1968 BY THE ESTATE OF W. H. AUDEN.

  LIBRARY OF CONGRESS CATALOGING-IN-PUBLICATION DATA

  BIRD, SARAH.

  THE GAP YEAR : A NOVEL / BY SARAH BIRD. — 1ST ED.

  P. CM.

  eISBN: 978-0-307-59517-1

  1. MOTHERS AND DAUGHTERS—FICTION. 2. COLLEGE

  FRESHMAN—FICTION. I. TITLE.

  PS3552.I74G36 2011

  813’.54—DC22 2010051495

  THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION. ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ACTUAL PERSONS LIVING OR DEAD, EVENTS, OR LOCALES IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL.

  JACKET PHOTOGRAPH BY JOHN CLARKE

  JACKET DESIGN BY BARBARA DE WILDE

  v3.1_r1

  The anchor or the arrow?

  —QUESTION FROM A DREAM WHILE

  EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT, JULY 1989

  But in my arms till break of day

  Let the living creature lie,

  Mortal, guilty, but to me

  The entirely beautiful.

  —W. H. AUDEN, “LULLABY”

  To the entirely beautiful mothers

  of our entirely beautiful children

  Contents

  Cover

  Other Books by This Author

  Title Page

  Copyright

  Epigraph

  Dedication

  Thursday, August 12, 2010

  August 12, 2009

  Thursday, August 12, 2010

  August 12, 2009

  Thursday, August 12, 2010

  August 12, 2009

  August 13, 2009

  Thursday, August 12, 2010

  August 19, 2009

  Thursday, August 12, 2010

  August 26, 2009

  Friday, August 13, 2010

  September 9, 2009

  Friday, August 13, 2010

  September 14, 2009

  September 15, 2009

  Friday, August 13, 2010

  September 25, 2009

  Friday, August 13, 2010

  October 20, 2009

  Friday, August 13, 2010

  October 25, 2009

  Friday, August 13, 2010

  October 26, 2009

  October 27, 2009

  Friday, August 13, 2010

  October 29, 2009

  Friday, August 13, 2010

  November 2, 2009

  Friday, August 13, 2010

  November 2, 2009

  Friday, August 13, 2010

  November 2, 2009

  Friday, August 13, 2010

  November 4, 2009

  Friday, August 13, 2010

  November 5, 2009

  Friday, August 13, 2010

  November 6, 2009

  Friday, August 13, 2010

  November 9, 2009

  November 9, 2009

  Friday, August 13, 2010

  November 14, 2009

  Friday, August 13, 2010

  November 15, 2009

  Friday, August 13, 2010

  November 18, 2009

  Friday, August 13, 2010

  November 21, 2009

  Saturday, August 14, 2010

  November 22, 2009

  November 27, 2009

  November 28, 2009

  Saturday, August 14, 2010

  December 8, 2009

  Saturday, August 14, 2010

  December 11, 2009

  Saturday, August 14, 2010

  December 11, 2009

  Saturday, August 14, 2010

  December 12, 2009

  Saturday, August 14, 2010

  December 12, 2009

  Saturday, August 14, 2010

  December 12, 2009

  Saturday, August 14, 2010

  December 12, 2009

  Saturday, August 14, 2010

  December 12, 2009

  Saturday, August 14, 2010

  Monday, January 17, 2011

  Acknowledgments

  Reading Group Guide

  A Note About the Author

  THURSDAY, AUGUST 12, 2010

  I once believed that I was physiologically incapable of being unhappy while submerged in water. Sunk in a bathtub up to my eyeballs, I was as free of earthly cares as a turtle sunning herself.

  Yet here I am, wallowing through my tenth lap, feeling prickly and unsettled rather than weightless and dolphin-sleek. Instead of soaring into silent galaxies, I am snarled up in annoyance that my right eye is stinging because these crappy goggles are leaking and that the ladies’ aqua-cardio class in the shallow end is blaring “It’s Raining Men” and that the flip-turning jerk I’m sharing a lane with drowns me every time he powers past and that because I didn’t expose my only child to enough dirt, Aubrey will hit the germ factory that is a college dorm with a weak immune system and that she will die of spinal meningitis.

  Although I am a slob and raised Aubrey with plenty of messiness, my worst enemy—Recent Studies—now tells me that I should have gone the extra step and provided actual squalor. Recent Studies says that the absolute best thing for building antibodies is close contact with livestock. If I’d only put a goat in the playpen with my baby she probably wouldn’t have asthma today.

  I speed up my stroke, pushing my hands beneath me like a Mississippi paddle wheeler, annoyances scattering in my mighty wake. But, persistent as a school of piranhas, the worries and regrets stay right with me and continue nibbling. They have massed for this attack because Aubrey turns eighteen tomorrow. The day before she leaves for college. Not that we’ll be doing any celebrating together. She’s already made it clear that she plans to spend every second until she gets on the plane with Tyler.

  I force myself to ignore the “Hallelujah, it’s rainin’ men!” chorus and concentrate on the comforting slurp and slap of my hands cutting into the water. I tune in to the stretch of muscles and tendons pulleying in harmony. I pay conscious attention to the shifting mosaic of wobbling squares of late-afternoon sunlight sliding across the turquoise pool bottom. I plan out where I will install the wheelchair ramp after meningitis renders my only child a vegetable.

  Is it too late for the goat?

  Hydrotherapy is not working. I yank off the leaky goggles just in time to see that my best friend, Dori Chotzinoff, has finally emerged from the dressing room. Dori always says that her last name is pronounced like you’re saying, “One shot’s enough” even though, for Dori, one shot is never enough. She sashays over with her head cocked to the side, tucking her hair into the retro flowered cap with chin strap that she wears to look Mad Men–ish and to save her expensive dye jobs. Her vampire-pale skin is coated with a layer of sunscreen thick enough to mute her many tattoos to pastel smudges of blue and green.

  I squint into the sun. “I almost gave up on you.”

  She gives me a little Mae West pinup pose, one hand on her cocked hip, the other pretending to puff up her hair, and says, “Sorry, Cam, had to gild the lily.” Dori kneels down and waits for the guy
in the lane with me heaving and whipping himself through the water with a butterfly stroke to reach us. When he’s close enough to hear her, she yells out, “Excuse me, sir!”

  Ignoring her, he barrels into a flip turn, and for a split second we are treated to the sight of his upturned ass with its black censor bar of Speedo. He is about to push off and blast away when Dori grabs his ankle.

  The butterflier—middle-aged once you see his face—pops out of the water. “What the …!” He punches a button on his waterproof watch and snarls, “I’m timing my splits.”

  Alert as a herd of gazelle scenting danger on the Serengeti, all heads—the moms rubbing sunscreen on skinny shoulders, the just-turned-teen girls tanning on lounge chairs, the boys waiting in line at the diving board to show off for the girls—swivel in our direction.

  Dori jumps in and informs Flip Turn, “We’re sharing this lane.”

  “What is your problem?” Flip gestures to the lane next to us. “There’s only one person in that lane.”

  Dori puts her arm over my shoulder. “Yeah, but that one person is not my BFF, Cam Lightsey.”

  Flip starts to argue so I lean my head on Dori’s shoulder and say, “Plus, we’re lesbians. Sorry.” We’re not. But it’s fun to say. And it ends the discussion.

  Flip shakes his head, dunks under the white floats of the lane rope, jerks a thumb in our direction, and announces loudly to the woman in the next lane, “They’re making me move.”

  I grab my kickboard, hand Dori hers, and decree our favorite cardiovascular activity, “Kick and kvetch!”

  As we chug past Flip, busily resetting his watch, Dori yells out for his benefit, “Hey, Cam! Sorry for breaking up your romance with Mr. Banana Hammock!”

  Dori is like my grandmother Bobbi Mac. Not the piercings or tattoos or broken marriage to the lead singer in an Aerosmith tribute band, but her take-no-shit, get-the-party-started vibe. Spunk—Bobbi Mac was big on spunk, something she didn’t think her own daughter, my mom, Rose, had had in sufficient quantity. Spunk is Dori’s middle name. Single-handedly, she almost made being a Parkhaven outcast fun. Dori loved to laugh over which mom had “shit the biggest brick” when she dropped casual asides about her years as a member of the all-girl band Tampaxxx. “Triple-X,” she’d clarify with a lascivious wink. “I guess you know why.”

  “So,” Dori asks as we stretch out and churn the water behind us with our fluttering feet. “What are we obsessing about today?”

  I share my thoughts on brain infections and barnyard animals.

  “Yes? And? So? Aubrey gets a shot.”

  “They have a shot for meningitis?”

  “Der. Cam, you’re a medico.”

  “I’m a lactation consultant.”

  “Medico enough for me. You’re supposed to get the shot before you ship your kid off to college. Twyla’s pediatrician told me that.”

  At the mention of her daughter’s name, the blotches Dori gets when she’s trying not to cry appear like scarlet storm clouds around her overplucked eyebrows. The white sunscreen lightens them to a pretty pink. Her grip on the kickboard tightens until the spongy material dents beneath her clenched fingers and her flutter-kick turns into an exercise in grim determination that propels her ahead of me. I let her surge forward; Dori always needs a few seconds after her daughter’s name comes up to put her tough-girl front back on.

  Twyla moved out over a year ago to “tour” with Dori’s ex and his band, and the only contact they have now is a phone call every few months in which Twyla details all the ways in which Dori was a horrible mother and ruined her life. Then tells her where to send money.

  Meanwhile, the inoculation news lets me relax and I frolic through the water, happy as an otter. This carefree state lasts for a lap and a half before the real problem surfaces again and it’s not meningitis. My kicking slows to a near halt.

  Dori, recovered, her face again uniformly pale, waits for me to catch up, then, commenting on my look of brooding worry, demands, “What? Tyler Moldenhauer?”

  At the mention of Aubrey’s boyfriend’s name, I moan, “A suburban white boy, redneck football hero with no plans for college. If Aubrey’s first serious boyfriend had been Glenn Beck, I could not have been more surprised.”

  “Surprises,” Dori repeats wistfully. “So many surprises.”

  “When did he take over Aubrey’s life so completely?” I ask, even as I try to figure out when my daughter turned into a stranger. Six months ago? No, it’s been longer than that. In that time, she’s become like a guest forced against her will to live in my house. A guest who would happily pack up and leave and move in with said boyfriend if I pushed her even the tiniest bit. I keep waiting for this evil spell to be broken. That it will be like the flu and one morning she’ll wake up smiling and help me make pancakes and tell me she’ll set the table as soon as she finishes this chapter. That she’ll be my little nine-year-old again, the one who saved up her allowance to make me a memory bracelet for my birthday then snuggled up next to me and told me what each bead strung onto the wire coiled around my wrist meant.

  “See this?”

  “The turquoise one?”

  “That’s for your favorite color and because you love to swim. This little microphone is for you being such a bad singer.”

  “I’m a bad singer!?”

  “Really bad.”

  “This one is beautiful. Is it ivory?”

  “No! Do you know where ivory comes from? Elephants! Poachers! It’s just the color of ivory.”

  “Right. Oh, look, it’s a tiny baby curled into a ball.”

  “That’s for your job and also for me. Inside of you.”

  “Aubrey, I love it. I love it so much.”

  “So,” Dori continues. “Aubrey’s boyfriend is not who you would have picked out of a catalog.”

  “Dori, he’s got her slaving away in a damn roach coach. She’s supposed to leave for college in two days and she absolutely refuses to come with me to claim her trust money. That damn trust was the reason I signed off on Martin’s—”

  “Tsoo! Tsoo! Tsoo!” Dori pretends to spit three times in my direction to ward off the evil eye cast when I invoked the cursed name of my ex. Joking about our exes and being single mom outcasts in the suburbs is how we’ve survived.

  “—screw job of a divorce settlement. I mean, how hard could it be to claim your college tuition? Aubrey knows I can’t do it without her. We both have to be present. We could have gotten it anytime in the past two weeks, but will she take a few hours to do this one simple thing? No. She keeps putting me off.”

  “Maybe she doesn’t want to take anything from Martin.”

  “Who knows? She doesn’t bring him up much. Like, ever.”

  “Can you blame her? Given that the school board is in an uproar over evolution, being the daughter of a cardinal or bishop or grand wizard or whatever of a church that believes we all descended from a race of space travelers isn’t exactly the magic ticket to becoming homecoming queen at Parkhaven High.”

  I glance over at Dori so that she knows I am not amused. “Believe it or not, Dori, something as ridiculous as having your husband leave you for a …” I stutter, trying to come up with an epithet strong enough to contain my hatred for Next and have to settle for, “… a nutball religion actually makes it more painful, not less.”

  “Oops. Sorry. Sixteen years. Too soon, huh?”

  I splash Dori.

  “Hey, at least you lost your husband to something kind of spiritual. Mine ditched me so he could wear scarves and tights and rat his hair up and sing ‘Walk This Way.’ ”

  I don’t laugh.

  “Cam, don’t stress. Aubrey is a good kid. Too good, really. She is going to be fine.”

  Fine.

  Our relationship is built on Dori telling me that Aubrey is going to be fine and me not telling Dori anything about how unfine Twyla is. Dori might actually be the only mother in Parkhaven for whom “fine” really is fine. The only one who doesn’t want
superfine. Superior. Sublime. A five-point GPA and a full ride to Harvard. I know Aubrey is going to be fine. Eventually. But I want so much more than fine. And I want it to start in two days when she leaves for Peninsula State College.

  “What can I do? Drag her to the bank bodily?”

  “We all know how the dragging bodily ends.”

  Dori is referring to the night last December when the roads turned into chutes of black ice and I tried and failed to keep Aubrey from going off with Tyler. That was the first night she didn’t come home. But not the last. Ever since Black Ice Night, Aubrey and I have both known that habit, manners, and whatever residual love she still has for me are the only things keeping her under my roof. We know that Tyler Moldenhauer would welcome her with open arms anytime she wanted. So I walk on eggshells with my child and will until the second I shove her onto that plane the day after tomorrow.

  Dori splashes along beside me, a living reminder that a child can simply get up and walk out your door and not come back. I turn to her and say, “God, if only I hadn’t made those stupid comments about—”

  “Do not say ‘hat,’ ” Dori cuts me off. “Cam. I am warning you. You can say ‘solar protection apparel.’ Or you can say ‘brimmed headgear.’ But one more time with the damn hat and I will …” She circles her raised fist like Popeye warming up to clobber Bluto.

  I clamp my lips into a tight seam and press my crossed index fingers against them, X-ing out the forbidden topic.

  But as I flutter-kick away, all I can think about is Aubrey and that damn hat. That hat was where it all started four years ago. She was a skinny freshman in baggy cotton shorts and a T-shirt, heading off to the first day of band camp, when the hat made its debut. Since the name of the landlocked team playing for her landlocked high school in our landlocked state is the Pirates, the hat was a goofy tricornered number with a giant white plume curling off it.

  This had caused me to greet my skinny freshman with an “Ahoy, matey, did your parrot die?”

  Aubrey, who’d recently discovered how funny talking like a pirate was, answered, “Aye, me hearty. ’Twas a burial at sea.”

  Pirates became a running joke between us. When she was a sophomore, I once served her artichokes, arugula, and arroz con pollo for dinner, and we “arred” our way through the entire meal. Sometime during her junior year, though, she stopped laughing when I called her a scurvy bilge rat and threatened to shiver her timbers. I should have noticed and dropped the pirate teasing then.